Ode to Britain's Got Talent

At last the show is over, and the fat lady has sung

Alas it was not her but some dancing youths who won.

But for square-eyed talent fans the future isn't bleak

That arbiter of quality Big Brother's back this week. 

Ode to the FA Cup Final

The time of the footy season’s very nearly up
This afternoon’s finale concludes the FA Cup
It’s Everton v Chelsea, the blues against the blues
If only they could find a way for both the teams to lose.

Ode to Bill Cash

If you were looking for an MPs expenses splash
Could you ask for more apt a name than Bill Cash?
Old Bill has billed the public for his daughter’s flat
Headline: “Cash repays cash”. It’s as simple as that.